This is a story I heard today. It's not just some damn urban legend, it's a true story that happened the other day and some of acters are my acquitances.
There was was some kind of party.
Now three guys probably had a drink too much or some pot or something like that, so they were... you know... So they were sitting on a sofa.
          
Left says: "I'm hungry".
Right says: "Yeah, mee too."
Left: "Wanna go to the bakery store?"
Right: "Yeah". But they are still sitting.
They ask the middle one: "Wanna go with us?" He says: "I'm not hungry."
A moment of silence.
Left: "Boy, am I hungry."
Right: "Me too."
Left: "Let's go to the bakery store."
Right: "Ok."
They ask the middle one: "Wanna go to the bakery store?"
Middle one is mad: "I'M NOT HUNGRY!"
   
Left one and right one are still sitting lazy on the sofa.
Left: "Are you hungry?"
Right: "Yeah."
Left: "Wanna go to the bakery store?"
Right: "Yeah, that would be a good thing to do."
Left to the middle: "Wanna go to the bakery store?"
Middle one: "I'M NOT HUNGRY! I'M NOT HUNGRY! I'M NOT HUNGRY! I'M NOT HUNGRY! I'M NOT HUNGRY!"
   
And he furiously goes to the other room. *slam*
Left and right one are looking after him.
          
Left: "I'm hungry."
          
Right: "Me too."
          
Left: "Let's go to the bakery store."
          
Right: "Ok. I'll go and ask him if he wants to go too."
          
He gets up and goes to the other room.
          
He comes back laughing.
He found the middle one eating salted cookies with honey.
The end.